NES Godzilla Creepypasta

ALTERNATE ENDING (joke)

Since everyone hates the ending to this story, I took a little time and made an alternative one. I personally find it to be a big improvement.

…And it was then that Red revealed his true form: He was John Madden all along!

I sharted myself out of sheer terror, and the sound must have caught the attention of a monster who came to my aid! And thus, the final battle did commence.

The resulting battle was so intense that it caused the NES to explode, sending the cartridge hurtling out the window and into a wall where it smashed into pieces.

I borke the game.

So I guess I win!

19 Responses

  1. Cap'n says:

    …Still better than the “LOVE KILLS THE EVIL BAD GUY AND IT TURNS OUT THAT THE GIRL WHO WAS DEAD WAS COINCIDENTALLY IN THIS GAME”.

  2. Zephyr says:

    Hmm… Something about the spriting seems off. Although I used to have one of those Xolta toys, although it was red, but mine just shot red lasers and shouted insults in German.

  3. ILSS says:

    The funny thing is that this really is better than the actual ending.

  4. Zephyr says:

    Special mention goes to the hell Madden. Could someone sprite the hellfire attack on him?
    Also, please note that while your original ending wasn’t perfect, it’s still better then what ninety percent of us can make.

  5. Rabbit says:

    Well, for whatever it’s worth, I liked the original ending.

  6. Xuncu says:

    People hated the origional ending? Why??

    And an eptiome of hate, torment, and death, and you pick Madden? We all know that’d be Limaugh. or Pope Ratzinger.

  7. Knux says:

    ROFL! Still, there’s one problem I have with this:

    You should’ve saved it for April’s Fools!

  8. Butt says:

    You’ll go far with this attitude. Faggot.

    • Zephyr says:

      I don’t see what this attitude has to do with being homosexual. Also, I’m pretty sure every author and artist entertains the idea of messing up their work in the last chapter. I’m sure I do. Cosby is just one of the people who happens to be able to post it.

  9. Revereche says:

    JOHNMADDENJOHNMADDENJOHNMADDENJOHNMADDENJOHNMADDEN

  10. iconmaster says:

    Red is actually John Madden? OH MY GOD, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

    Actually, the physical similarity between the two is striking.

  11. _jester says:

    Don’t NEVER let me see you disrespectin’ Mohn Jadden again. He is the ORIGINAL king of the moon and is responsible for 90% of NASA’s funding.

  12. CyborgGuy says:

    I loved the real ending.
    It was a great story.

  13. Cisla says:

    That explains “Still the best 1973″, John Madden 2 is born in 1973, best since his birth, how badass is that ? Certainly on the same level as Solomon. JM2 is a member of the blackhawks, solomon is black skinned and has wings like a hawk.

    Also this explains why the moon breaks, Madden couldn’t fix it. Only problem is how Madden manages to fly, I thought it was impossible for him to do so.

    Conclusion : Solomon is John Madden’s son, Red went rogue after the moon’s destruction and there are more than one Reds …

  14. KaijuPegasister says:

    2spooky4me

  15. test says:

    Does he still approve stuff?

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